Friday, June 29, 2012

Schools out for CONS!

Okay (I'm done using OK, till I mess up and do use it) like holy crap! Lost deep in the heads down, no time to look up, better learn how to breathe ink because it’s the only air I’m going to get this month, first drafts and web book crazy! (Yeah that’s has hard to read as it’s been to do.)


While I’m not going to all the cons my co-author (the second half of the pen name Stanley Dufalo) is heading off to this month. (Run on sentence warning)  We needed to get cracking  to have pages done for when she’s on a plane (with or without snakes) and/or too drunk, passed out in a gutter with the rest of the Con goers because they had too much Joss Whedon dust, and are LSD tripping on Firefly reunion with a Avengers crossovers.
My real worry is now that we’ve started a web book about zombies coming to life at Comi-Con, and Rob Zombie is going to be the opening act for the event, we have written too close to real life and we are going see art become fact! So Del, get ready to live your damn story, because it’s coming!  Myself, on the other hand better find a dead end job mall, because I get to play Elliott, but now that I think about it I don’t think we ever gave him a job and so, I can fit right in buying a cup of coffee.
Here a fake Cali ID for the trip girls:


Right now my day goes a little like this:
1. Stumble out of bed.
2. Somehow find myself at work.
Do stuff
3. Complete job 1 and go play some kind of sport/raid.
4. Pull out Oil and Water, write at least a thousand words on first draft.
5. Work on From Beer to Apocalypse (remember how to spell apocalypse)
6. Mourn my stagnate blog while doing nothing about it and then head to be about 2:30 AM so can do it all again the next day.
It’s a great life; I even try and watch a little Military Channel in bed, but that lasts about 5 minutes before I’m snoring, and subsequently getting kicked all night by the wife to turn the hell over.


I’m going to Westercon, the highlight of this con, for me will be having the manuscript, Cooperate Policy dragged over the coals by professional writers. All this, will be just in time for me to start making all my updates I’ve planned out in July. I’m right on time and where I want to be. The cover isn’t, but I’ve seen betas of it and I look forward to seeing the final soon.
I’m a little disappointed in writing panels at Westercon, I’d have liked to seen a few more on writing. I think that Norwescon was much better for this. Westercon should have taken me up on my offer to run a panel or two, I think they needed it and looking over the list of what they have so far, it’s sparse and they aren’t using all their rooms effectively. Also, it seems I’m supposed to be registering at the same time I’m supposed to be in a few of the panels so F*** that, better fix it.  How the hell am I supposed to get to my Anime girls panel on time.
Okay guys, let me solve the mystery for ya; the Otaku is all about the hawt girl with the big gun playing a dominate roll, but still too sexually frustrated to know what to do in the sack. Done, saved you an hour of your time, enjoy the registry line.


From Beer to Apocalypse, is starting up Chapter 3 this Monday, I’m really excited about this.  We start to get into the really down and dirty zombie brain eating, Oregon under siege, I’m on a boat motherf***er, story now. (minus the boat, sorry to get your hopes up, I shouldn’t have done that.) We seem to have about 20 loyal readers and love you all. Tell a few friends I’d love to get us to 30 loyal readers by the end of summer.

What am I reading right now:
Books:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky – Not bad, I saw the movie ad and wanted to check out the book. I enjoyed it, but I felt the writhing was too simplistic for someone that getting straight A’s in high school. It was basically the main characters letters to another person, so maybe they were trying to capture that in an art like way. Worth a read all the same. 

Fifty Shades of Gray by E. L. James – I have never wanted to knife myself while reading a book so bad in my life. It’s been really popular and I try and look at books that are “big” so I can keep a pulse on the fiction world.  That said, the whole plot could be written out in about 60 pages if you remove the bland sex from the book.  Only redeeming quality is if they can get the whole Twilight movie cast to do the Gray movie, double points if they can make it porn.

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket – I’m on book 1 of 13 now, I’m enjoying it, but doing the audio so I get the pleasure of having Tim Curry read them to me. Totally awesome and he’s really good at it.  This will keep my car stereo busy for a few weeks.

Manga:
Stepping on Roses  3-6 : Plot is really moving along, story is going well and art is holding up. If you like romance like stories, it’s worth a read.

Air Gear 23: This has been one of the better ones in a few installments. The one thing that happens when a series goes over 20 books is that the plot seems to grind to a crawl in my opinion.  OhGreat has avoided that in most cases. I’M LOOKING AT YOU NEGIMA!

MUSIC:
Go by Motion City Soundtrack – One of the better albums they have done, love’n it!

Speak in Code by Eve 6 – Came out and April and I didn’t notice, very late 70s punk feel, like the Police. Also good!

Synthetica by Metric – Still getting a feel for this one, but first impressions, not as good as there last CD.

Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins – Yeah it was 1992 and it was amazing. Well it was just remastered. I picked up the deluxe version. This will be weekend candy for me.


OK (Ha got me) enough for now,
Robert Dufalo

Monday, June 11, 2012

A Time Away


It’s been a few, and knowing that I needed to get a blog update out, it was time to put the nose to the grindstone, or maybe better said, "another grindstone"
My friend Joe thinks that I'm a work alcoholic, I'm starting to believe him, now I just need to start focusing my powers to those things that make me more money! Look out Trump, I'm moving in.
Ok that's not happening, so lets move on.


A close friend of mine had their wedding in Hong Kong and so not willing to miss it for the world, I boarded an aircraft and traveled to the other side of said world to be a part of it. When I say be a part of it, I really do mean it. I think that everyone in attendance felt like they were part of it. It was one of the most touching wedding I’ve seen, and I have been to many weddings in my time.


Hong Kong is an interesting place, once you get used to it. And once you are used to it, you really can't help but enjoy it. I found their mass transit to really be one of the best I have ever seen, Mark had told me a little about it before, but seeing it in action (and I do mean in action) it's something that anyone that wanted a PHD in transportation should study closely. Also the best drivers in the WORLD are Hong Kong bus drivers, I say this with all honesty, I've never seen drivers like them. They take these double decker busses and move them around crowds, thins roads, and up and down mountain roads that are perched over looking huge drops. Still they get everywhere on time like some kind of inhuman atomic clock.
The malls are fun because instead if sprawling out over miles of land they go up, and up, and UP. You don’t walk you take escalators up and down, each floor has a ring of shops so you walk a ring, go up a level then walk another ring.
I also want to take a second to thank Mark's family, they were all very kind of me and invited me out to do things with them, for someone that didn't have a real plan, it was nice to piggy back on their plans. I also seemed to run into them everywhere, even the airport when I was getting ready to leave.
Chris, Marks longtime friend, was great too, when everyone else was busy or sleeping Chris and I stayed up late at bars drinking while bartenders kept calling for last rounds after every drink we ordered. (Note to travelers: I think there is about 6 lasts calls in Hong Kong, starting at 2am and ending about 4am.)
I hope to see you all again soon and thank you for helping to make my stay in Hong Kong that much better. I was honored.



Around this I’ve been working hard on my first draft of Oil and Water, my first attempt at a Young Adult book. It’s sitting at 60,000 words now and it’s coming along. It’s not coming as smoothly as I’d thought it would and I find myself doing a lot of work on it to make sure I get high school details right. I’m also learning there are A LOT of things that I didn’t do in high school that maybe I should have! While Nic is going to be valedictorian and get the chance to give the big speech that was never something I wanted to do myself. So there has been a lot of things I've had to learn on the fly like. When should I have started applying to colleges? When should I have taken my SAT? What day should I have taken them on? When should I start hearing back from colleges? How do you get a full right to a college?
Kennedy on the other hand was much easier for me because while we both got good grades in high school (And only starting in high school, let me be clear on that) I wasn't pushing to be some kind of all state academic superstar. So trudge on through this first draft marking out all the things that I enjoyed from high school and finding a lot of things that I missed wondering why I didn't try them at the time.
My feed back is back on my Cooperate Policy and I'm looking forward to doing some cleanup and getting that to editors before I look to release. The cover is coming along and I might do some sneak peak stuff on it soon. But as long as I don't let other author things I want to do get the way, I'll be on schedule and you'll be able to pick it up at the start of October.


Anime, I'm not sure what's happened here, but I'm not watching very much if it, by that I mean I haven't watched anything in months. I'm still reading a boat load of Manga, but no real Anime. I don't like this, some of the best stories I've ever seen are based in Anime and I don't want to start limiting myself to less. I'm going to have make sure and force myself into following again, find some stories and stock up on episodes.



Porn and Sex in literature.
As I sit here I'm reading a draft of a book that I've been asked to give feed back on and there is a sex scene. I looked up from my seat at work cafeteria and I wondered what people would think if they knew just what I was reading right now? Of all the books I read, there is sex in many of them. I'm willing to bet the people reading around me, there sex in those books too. So I ask; is it really ok at work? Because there are no pictures? Why can't I just sit here and read a playboy with a brown paper front? Only I'm reading it and no one else knows. Then again if I turn the playboy around and show it to people is that bad? How about if they read my book? Or if I read aloud?
Such a strange world.

What am I reading:
A slow few weeks. I spent a lot of time writing and reading a friend's book and as it's not published it I won't tell you about that one.
How ever I found time for this one:
The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach - Sarah Dessen turned me onto the book and I gave it a try, I'm liking it! I'm the throws (inside joke) of the end and I have NO idea how it's going to finish. Every well done, very good reading. The Characters are a mess!

I'm going to be doing a post every other week for a few,  just a lot of writing I need to get done.

Robert

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Hong Kong, here I come!


It’s really starting to get warm outside! I don’t think that I’m used to getting this much sun this early in the season! Next Tuesday I leave for Hong Kong and I’m wondering just how hot it’s going to be there. I’m going for a wedding so I get to be hot AND in a suit, fun-fun.
On the other hand it’s the first time that I’m ever going to be in China and I’m looking forward to seeing a different part of the world and I’ll bring back some pictures for my blog. Really I want to get some good noodles, I've been missing real Asian noodles so very badly!

A good friend of mine invited me along to the Death Cab for Cutie concert and I’m major happy that I went with! It was an epic show and an amazing end and I have to say all kinds of thoughts about the third book in the Dinatech series went through my head. You see I seem to scheme plot the best when I’m listening to music, and in this case live music seems to work just as well.
I don’t want to say too much about the third book because most of you haven’t had the opportunity to read the second book yet. But it made me smile, I can’t wait to start laying out the book.  Also I want Zooey Deschanel to pose for the cover of the third book, anyone have a good way to beg her into it? I sent a tweet isn’t that how all these crazy internet stories start?

 I want to thank again my beta reading team, I got some valuable feedback that I think is really going to pull the story tighter together.


Books I’m currently reading:
The Calling by Kelley Armstrong – I’m about half way through it now, it wasn’t the kind of follow up I was expecting after the first book. It’s a real change from her normal story telling. I’ll keep you in the loop about it.

Hunting Kat by Kelley Armstrong – I know, I’m on a big Kelley kick the last few weeks. She’s put out a lot of things and I’m still working to catch up. This wasn’t the story I was expecting, but I just started get back to you on this next week.


Music of the week:
Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen – I heard it and I couldn’t help not liking it. I love songs with strings in them, even if there synthesized.  

Thursday, May 10, 2012

And rest it!

Okay, enough talk about how busy my writing is, because you know it, you've known it for few blogs now. Let’s talk about other subjects that would be way more fun of they were accomplished by a normal person.  OH yeah almost at 30K words in manuscript. :)

It’s been full weekends the last few weeks I’m hoping this one will be a little slower. I still think I’m going to a Death Cab concert this Sunday so all is not lost in the life of being too busy to breathe! I have a work flag football team call the “Coasters” and we play football for the flimsy excuse to bring a keg to every game and drink ourselves stupid. We get the bye this week so that adds to my relax time, trust me it’s a lot of work getting 20 people and keg together. You’d think this would just fall into place for ya.

I may have some good friends of mine moving into our small town of Milton, I don’t know what I’m going to do if that happens. I’ll have never lived this close to friends since I was like 12. Even growing up I’d stopped hanging around with the kids in my own neighborhood by then. I’m thinking about how we can have fun with a favorite football team town rivalry thing this fall.  Oh the options. Anyway I’m super stoked but I’m trying to not show it till it’s done and official.

Books I’ve read this week:
Stay Close, by Harland Coben –  Murder mystery, thriller,  Very well done, I actually learned a few things about how I want to write from this one. I will have to read a few more of his books soon, this is a genre I’m not used to.

The Boyfriend List, by E. Lockhart – YA, Romance, I don’t know why, but I couldn’t put this one down. There was nothing that stood out about this book, but I enjoyed it and finished in like hours. It’s not a long book, and very slice of life. Good times. Pick it up.

Perfect Chemistry, by Simone Elkeles – YA, Romance, I read this one and the Boyfriend List because I wanted to read books that were in subjects that I’m currently wring in my own manuscript, Oil and Water. While I enjoyed the other, this one started good but by the end I couldn’t believe in the main characters anymore and the end was too sappy for me to take, and that’s saying a lot. Don’t pick it up.

Darkest Powers Bonus Pack, by Kelly Armstrong – YA, Supernatural, I’m currently reading this one but mostly done. Just some small short stories wrapping around the 3 book trilogy, this work fills in holes. I always like her stuff so you know the answer already that I’m enjoying it.
 
Current music you should own:
Silversun Pickups – Neck of the Woods. It’s been on pera-repeat in my music players.


See ya next week!

Robert








Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Rock Writing Week In Review.


A while back I was trying to find the word counts for the Harry Potter books and you know what? I couldn't find the true numbers anywhere.  
Ever hear that phrase, "Stop looking for something and it will show up?" Well here you go, I was reading a article on TAXES! and near the bottom of it was the exact data I was looking for. Love it. 

In other news I've been writing like a mad man, I'm about 16k into my 100k manuscript for Oil and Water. Sundays so far have been a great day for writing. Last Sunday I started this work and I got out 4K  and then worked a little each day after. This Sunday I did 6K in one day, it's a first time best for me. I'm rather impressed, the most I've ever done in one day before this was 4K.  
Also I'm still writing on From Beer to Apocalypse, page 10 just went up, it's the second page that I've written after page 3 and 4. Del has been doing the plot setup pages and I have been doing many of the reaction pages. I’m starting to see a theme going on here, but it's working so you don't mess with what works right?  

I really liked doing the Red Tash interview, I have to send her another thank you mail.  Now that I have done one, I'll have to find a good place to ask others, that I can subject them to my twisted humor. It's fun to branch out to other authors, and then I'm given the opportunity to ask them any questions that I want to know about them! WOOT! 

Also I promised Red my Wizard book list: 

1.     Wizard of the Grove. – Tanya Huff
This is one of the most epic feeling stories I’ve ever read, every character in the book was lovable to me and I found myself caring about them so much that I did cry and laugh at their adventures as they happened.  The build up at the start of the story goes against what a lot of people teach in writing an opening. Maybe that’s what I love about it so much.  It is my favorite book ever; it’s almost time to read it again. I wish they would get it on the Kindle.

2.     The Night Circus – Erin Morgenstern
This is more of a story of pre World War One magic users and one of the best I’ve ever read.
It was poetry that told a story, and I found that I came to love each and every character and I felt myself pulling for them so much I’d grip tighter when the drama would come. It’s a must read for anyone that enjoys a love story, a story of magic, a story of families, all are wrapped well together so well in this book.
Take the time to read this one, you won’t be disappointed

3.     Stealing Magic – Tanya Huff
This was a set of short stories that she compiled to make one novella and it has to be one of the most brilliant stories about a Wizard ever. I can only strive to live up to making a character this amazing.  Magdelene, the worlds most powerful, and laziest Wizard.  Anyone that writes anything about magic should have to read this book, love or hate it.

4.     Harry Potter Series  - J K Rowling
This sounds rather default, but I’ve not seen many complete worlds of magic that was both involving and fun. The story is better because how much there depth to the world there is and it allows you to lose yourself in the story and the world. I do hope she comes back to tell more wizard stories in this world.

5.     Dime Store Magic – Kelley Armstrong  
This is just one part of a whole world of supernatural girls, with this book they focus on Paige Winterbourne. She’s a witch that works magic in a modern day setting. I like the idea of how magic lasted through the ages and that magic could just be around any corner.  Armstrong puts a great twist on how magic works and how it’s hung-on and not gone extinct.


Last week was major all over the place, yo. 
Tuesday I was in Portland to watch the Matthew Sweet Girlfriend 20th anniversary tour. I remember when that CD came out...20 years ago?! Really? Damn it I'm getting old!  I took two good friends and my brother with me and made a day trip out of it. On the way we hit a German restaurant in Vancouver (Washington), Gustav's. If you get the chance to go, it's a must. I had the Lamb shank, AMAZING! On Wednesday in Seattle, I went to see Matthew at the Triple Door. I spent the money for a VIP table (table 11, totally get it if you can for any show) and made a date of it with the wife. It was worth every penny and them some.  
As he fished “Sick of Myself” he turned and tossed the pick he’d used for the whole set. I looked up and thought. Oh shit that’s going to be close! I was wrong, it wasn’t close. It was dead on. One bounce in the seat and then it dropped into my lap. There was a moment of panic as we tried to figure out where it gone to, then I looked and there it was against my jeans. The ultimate memento of a two-night trip. It's one of those once in a lifetime experiences and I so honored that I got the chance to do it.  
Here are a few pictures to leave you with. 

Robert 

Here are some pics that turned out ok on my phone from the show :
Seattle Triple Door


 Portland Aladin 


The pick toss by Matthew



Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Author, Red Tash

Red Tash, a fellow author and friend has a new short story The Wizard Takes a Fitness Class.  She's also about to take a trip to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, a Universal Studios tour.


So here in my first attempt at an author-to-author interview, Red has been willing to be subjected to my evil mind and strange mind, and to celebrate the moment our theme will be wizards.


Red, thank you for taking the time to talk with me today and doing this interview.
Let start easy… ASL?
Are you saying you want to do the interview in American Sign Language?  No problem.


Did you get that?


Ok that was a pick up line, sorry, it’s the Internet after all.  Lets start a little more professional; how long have you wanted to be an Author before went out took the typewriter by the horns?

I wrote all my life, except for when I didn't.  ;)  I wrote horoscopes for the camp newspaper.  I wrote my own newspaper, complete with comics, for my fourth grade class.  I published my first poem that year.  I was the journalism queen.  And then, because I was one of those kids brow-beaten into studying something “practical,” I didn't write for a very long time, because I was too busy preparing taxes and performing in-depth financial audits.  Fun, huh?

About nine years ago due to what was going on in my life, personally, I started blogging anonymously.  Crazy people were driving me to extremes of stress, anger, and frustration.  At the same time, I had all these personal joys in my life, from becoming a mother.  There was just so much going on “upstairs” that it had to erupt onto the page, because I could no longer contain it all.

From that point, it was a matter of time before I started making blogging friends online.  Several of them did NaNoWriMo, and I had several false starts before I successfully pulled that off.  At the same time, I launched a freelance career.  I wasn't sure which one would “stick.”  Writing fiction has become so fulfilling to me that even though I eventually quit accounting to be a full-time journalist, I doubt I will ever go back to journalism!


What is the largest manuscript you have ever written?
My dark fantasy debut novel This Brilliant Darkness was originally in the neighbhood of 150,000 words.  When I got serious about making it the best book it could be, I ruthlessly edited it.  It's now just under 50k.  A lot of times writers are shocked when I say I cut a hundred grand of verbiage from that book.  I argue that you won't miss it.  The book moves quickly, and it's a wild ride now, instead of a slow meander.  I'm very proud of what I did with This Brilliant Darkness, even if I overwrote and overwrote in the first place.  It taught me a lot about honing my vision.  That Crackling Silence, the sequel, is coming along a lot tighter.


What is your current work? Tell us a little about it? (Elevator pitch) and when we will get our grubby little hands on it?
Well, The Wizard Takes a Fitness Class was just released a mere couple of weeks ago.  It's about a Wizard who finds out the only way he can exorcise his demons is to get out on the dance floor and exercise with them.  It's also the reader-requested follow-up to The Wizard Takes a Holiday, a surprise hit if ever there was one.

Right now both those titles are available on Amazon and Smashwords.  The first Wizard Tale is available everywhere, and the newest Wizard should be on Nook and iTunes, Sony, and the like in a matter of days or weeks.

And, the night you sent me these interview questions, I emailed my editor a YA fantasy about a girl who discovers she's a fairy, only to find she must choose between an allegiance to her troll friend or playing roller derby with the girl she loves.  It's called Troll Or Derby, and I'm super proud of it because I set out to write something that's pure fun, and I feel like I've achieved that.  I hope it will be available before the end of June 2012, but we'll see. 


Ha! Richard Simmons, or should we say Milton Simmons? Your nod to the fitness icon in “The Wizard Takes a Fitness Class” makes me giddy.
It’s getting to that point where I too think I need to take a fitness class myself.
What was the motivation for the story, that moment where you said  “AH-HA! That is a story that must be told.”
Oh, gosh.  Well, I met this very cool artist named Nicholas Caesar during the Coffin Hop blog tour last fall.  Nik has done all kinds of amazing work—I mean, his resume is very impressive, including working on the movie Scream 4.  We just connected, and he said he would like to work together sometime.  In the meantime, he allowed me to use one of his paintings as the cover for the first Wizard story.

At some point, during one of those Facebook thread conversations that you know will come back to haunt you, I was joking with him and some of his buddies that the next wizard story was going to include Richard Simmons.  I wish I could remember the convo word-for-word, but it was one of those little jokes you make that doesn't translate later!

Well, a couple of months ago, a friend of mine demanded that I write a full-length wizard novel.  Mind you, the first Wizard story is only 1500 words long, and I'm presently in the middle of writing about a half-dozen full-length novels.  I just kind of laughed, but once I got to a certain point in editing Troll Or Derby, I realized I was stuck.  I had hit that point in editing when it all sounds like “Mush mush blah, and then she turned to him and said blah blah mush, mush blah.”  Rather than remain in that zone, I wrote something new. 
I sat down and let the Wizard do the talking.  It worked for me last time, and it worked out this time, as well.  Took quite a bit longer to edit, I won't kid you!  But this time, I had great writer/editor friends interested in having a peak and the draft product, so it was just a joy to complete.

Surprised me more than anyone else that the latest Wizard ended up being about regret, pride, and personal demons.  In the past six months, I lost two people who meant a lot to me, and the requisite family implosion that followed played a hand in that, as well, I'm sure.

I really thought I'd just poke a little fun at the wonderfully effervescent, good-natured Simmons, and move on.  But the Wizard had more to say than that.


Your top 5 Wizard books(or series)? I want to see how close your list is to mine.
So tough.  Wow.  I don't know if these rankings are exact, because on any given day...I mean, I was just watching the 70s cartoon version of LOTR this morning!

Okay:
  1. Harry Potter – “You're a Wizard, Harry!”  Absolutely crammed full of likeable & despicable wizards, each with the potential of greatness within them.  Very meaningful on many levels, and never loses its sense of fun.  My favorite book series of all time.
  2. Lord of the Rings – I went through such a LOTR geek phase.  I really can't say more than that.  It's so embarrassing.  It's like showing someone my naked baby pictures.  But I do adore Gandalf.  I think that on the inside, I'm still dealing with the fact that I thought I'd grow up to be an elf, and I'm really just a hobbit.
  3. The Amulent of Sarakand, and the rest of the Bartimaeus series.  These had a huge  influence on both my Wizard Tales, and my upcoming book, Troll Or Derby.  Although I went back and edited out the 85 footnotes throughout Troll Or Derby that were an homage to Stroud's Bartimaeus asides, I still feel like he's the spiritual godfather to the work I've done since I read his addictive series.  When he twittered me last fall I actually turned to my husband Tim and said “I can die happy now.”  I know Stroud has no idea who I am, but that just made my life.
  4. The Apprentice Adept series by Piers Anthony was huge to me as a kid.  Who can resist a little guy crossing over from a techno-futuristic planet to sword fight with a unicorn?  Matter of fact, I just realized while looking at the cover of Split Infinity, that Neysa was a black unicorn.  And...I unwittingly put a black unicorn in the climax of Troll Or Derby.  Wow.  Funny how the seeds from one world find root in another like that.  (Mr. Anthony was kind enough to answer of mine a few weeks ago, as well.  I love the internet, don't you?)
  5. Mists of Avalon – really more about Morgan Le Fay than about Merlin, but an amazing book about Camelot and Arthurian wizardry, nonetheless.  If you haven't read it, a delightful paradigm shift awaits!

There are so many wizard books I still want to read.  I need more TIME to read.  I feel like it will take me forever get through my “to be read” list.


Your heading out to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, I’m super stoked! I expect pictures! So I’m going to twist the interview to get your mind working on your trip…sqeee! :)

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore VS Gandalf the Grey
Who wins? Keep in mind, death couldn’t really kill these men.
Oh, man.  What a question.  Well, Dumbledore was mortal, indeed, which I think was one of his more endearing qualities!  Discovering that Gandalf was actually maia, not human, was really cool, but it only served to push him away from us, as readers, in my opinion.  He's dead, no, he's alive, and he's not one of us anymore, he's this horse-riding guy who didn't understand his own nature.  I wish JRRT had given us more to connect with in the reborn Gandalf.

But, I've dodged your question.

I think Santa Claus would whup both their asses, honestly.


If you could take any one character from the Harry Potter Series and put them into your own book, who would you take and why?
Well, if I'm totally honest, I guess I leaned heavily on Dumbledore for the first Wizard story.  His fondness for children, the way he dealt with the troll so benignly—pure Albus.  But when people started asking me who he was, I didn't know how to answer.  It wasn't really Albus.  Who was this guy?  It's been fun finding out, and I look forward to the next story, when we find out even more.

I suppose if I were going to put any of Rowling's characters into one of my books for real, it would probably be Fred Weasley.  I just don't want to live in a world without the gregarious Weasley twins.  I really feel like we need to save Fred.  He represented the joy of living, you know?  He insisted on having fun, on pushing limits, and just following his heart.  I still tear up over that one.

Yeah, definitely Fred.


My follow up to that of course, if there was anyone one character you have created and you could place them lovingly into J. K. Rowling's world of wizard awesomeness who would it be? Can you give a little background on the character for our readers who may not have read your books and why they were lucky enough to get picked? 
Well, when I wrote This Brilliant Darkness, I wanted to create a world that was as escapist as the Wizarding world is, but I wanted it to be for adults.  I wanted an adult protagonist.  So I created a very escapist version of my favorite Indiana town, and put all my characters there. 

Of all my characters, I think perhaps Richard Welletter from This Brilliant Darkness could use with a little legitimate wizarding.  He is the opposite of the Wizard trope as “wise, old man” and he needs a good dosing of courage to face life.  I feel like a trip to Hogwarts would do that for him.  And he's a famous scientist, so he could definitely teach  young wizards and witches a thing or two.

I started to answer this question “Roller Deb,” but I already gave her the fairy realm to discover, so really, that's just as good an alternative to Hogwarts as there ever was.



Second follow up; what house would they be in?
I think Richard would just be a visiting teacher, but if he had to choose a house?  Ravenclaw.


There are a lot of people that have written fan-fiction, and with that a lot of them have written Harry Potter novels. It’s a touchy subject and I’ve heard both sides of it. What is your take on fan-fiction and should there be a place for it?
I think it's cute.  I don't think it's very professional.  I got as close to it with my first Wizard story as I feel comfortable doing.  I don't have a legitimate desire to write characters from some other artist's mind, at all.  As much as I know I will enjoy seeing Hogwarts in person (w00t!), I really need for my own work to be original and uniquely mine.   

There have been many licensed book series, for generations, that have tied into well-known story universes.  Star Wars books.  Star Trek books.  I recall JK Rowling saying in an interview that if someone wanted to write about American wizards, then someone should (it wasn't going to be her).  There's obviously a place for this work, as it sells quite well (or in the case of fan fiction, is read frequently), but that is not where my heart is, as a writer.  Not at this juncture.

Never say never, though.  I have more than one writer friend who writes licensed fiction, and I've known many writers who cut their teeth writing fan fiction.  It's just not for me.


Do you think that Harry Potter really opened the door for the works of YA (Young Adult) that we are seeing now? Do you think it would be as awesome if we didn’t have Harry Potter? I’ve watched a lot of authors that were writing in other genres come to YA and become even more successful than they were before. Kelley Armstrong comes to mind. 
I really am not familiar with Ms. Armstrong, so I can't speak to her success since she started writing YA.  I do see she's working on something with one of my favorites, though: Melissa Marr. 

Honestly, the YA that is so hot right now really seems to have less to do with Harry Potter than it does Twilight, but even Twilight was on the scene later than Melissa Marr's books, or Holly Black's YA series Tithe.

The books that are probably most like Harry Potter, in my opinion, are the Percy Jackson books, the Bartimaeus books, Artemis Fowl...and have you heard of these?  Maybe.  They're best-sellers.  But they're not teen romances.  They're books about young boys having adventures in magical world.  The Golden Compass, as dire a book as that was, on an emotional level, had more in common with Harry Potter than anything that's hot-selling in the YA charts right now.

So, really...I'm not sure there is a correlation at all.  I think the Potter series barely touches on romance, with its heavy-handed themes of right and wrong, whereas these teen books are all about longing, sometime barely touching on morality!


I’m right now working on a YA manuscript, have you thought about writing the field?
Troll Or Derby is a YA fantasy.


Are you in the “pottermore” beta? What do you think of the idea and what it can do for a story?
Pottermore is lovely.  I can't wait until they open the Chamber of Secrets so I'll have something new to try.  I ripped through the first book online in no time.  I don't think it does anything to enhance the story, but it does reward the fans who want to know more about that world.  For instance, all about Minerva McGonagle's marriage.  It's all there.  Good stuff for the ridiculously avid fan like myself.


A few last silly questions:
If the sorting hat was placed on your head, what would it see and what house would you be placed in because of it?
I am a Ravenclaw.  Bigtime.  I don't think the hat would make it onto my head.  It would shout it at me from across the room.


What would your wand be made of?
According to Pottermore it's made of Elm and Phoenix Feather:



Favorite wizard subject and professor?
Making Magical Sweets ala Honeyduke's by Professor I.M. Phat!  ;)  Either that, or Charms.






Thanks for doing this, Rob!  Such fun!

Thank you, and have a safe trip Red! 


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Monday, April 23, 2012

Coffee, Word, and Love of Writing.


Another Sunday morning at my coffee shop Anthem, I have come to love this place. I brought my wife by last weekend and I could tell she was a little taken back by the fact everyone knew me by name. We were standing in line and one of the baristas walked up to my wife and I and asked what we wanted, I started to tell her and she said "Oh no, Rob, we have your order in already, what does she want?"  
Ok! The place has grown on me. It's my new hangout, Del can start her gloating now. I denied it long enough. 


Next topic!  
You know, even I don’t really use Word for my authoring anymore, I do for my editing. Here is an interesting article about how maybe it’s time for Word to die: 
I did think about using Word’s ability to make a web page when I was working with Del on “From Beer to Apocalypse” but in the end I didn’t like how code heavy the website looked for just simple text. I wanted something that was cleaner, or at least not so script heavy. In the end I turned to Word Press and I’ve been rather happy with how it’s worked. It’s given me the features I wanted and it’s been easy to use.   
For my writing I have turned to Scrivener because it’s tools are better tailored to writing and I’ve now been successful in making one full manuscript and the re-write of another.  
Del texted me just the other day saying she was starting to use the PC version of Scrivener, she seems rather pleased.  

Topic 3:  
Today I started to think, maybe I'm trying too hard to be a recognized author? Am I missing the point to what this is all about? Is it really that I need to sell a million books or is it that I should be writing a million stories? Trying to cater to the published market and make a story that is selling because that's all that they will buy, or is it....That I need to just make the stories that I know I can make, more to the point, am I making the stories that are FUN for me to write?  
There is also this other nagging thing that I'm not sure about. How we should write our stories, how we should format, AND how we publish. The rules and expectations are ridiculous and the feedback I always get is "One toe out of line and I don't want to talk with you." Is this really how it should be? Is this really how we fuel creativity? No, it’s not, and the heart of writing and story telling has taken a back seat to the game of trying to make money.  
I'd love for someone to pay me to do this all day every day, but there is the reality that only a few get that privilege and the rest of us keep our day jobs, in fact, after Norwescon I found the reality is most authors do have a day job that pays for their wordy obsession.  
Independent publishing has help to bring back some of the creativity, but there is a difference between people that are taking their craft seriously and those that are just tossing out crap. You can't cut corners, you have to put in the time to release a real product. There is a difference between creativity and lazy. 

Ok down off my soapbox.  
I'm going to be going to Westercon, another chance at some awesome workshops in and get more feedback on Corporate Policy I've submitted the first 8000 words and a 1000 word synopsis to the Fairwood writers group. 
I'm really looking forward to it, I'm hoping this one can live up to the last con, I really did learn some things and I want to expand on that. Once this summer of cons is over I'm going to look at some classes, I found some that I liked but they were online classes and not what I'm after. I want face time with other writers.  

That's all for this week, I'm still trying to work on the idea of shorter posts more often. Feedback please!? :)  

Robert